What the actual (hope you're ok)

$8.00

For when the world’s on fire, the texts aren’t cutting it, and you want to check in without pretending everything’s fine. This card says exactly what everyone else is thinking — but prettier.

  • Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) with "Hope you're ok" inside.

  • Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels better than whatever the hell just happened.

  • Comes with white envelope for damage control

  • Designed by hand + printed in Australia

Say it beautifully. Say it bluntly.
These sweary cards blend hand-designed artwork with heartfelt honesty — turning your favourite expletives into tiny works of art. Perfect for the moments when Hallmark absolutely will not cut it.

Enquiries welcome from stockists: if you'd like to carry Sweary Sentiments cards in your store, get in touch about wholesale pricing and minimum order quantities. We're always happy to hear from independent retailers looking to add a bit of cheek to their shelves.

For when the world’s on fire, the texts aren’t cutting it, and you want to check in without pretending everything’s fine. This card says exactly what everyone else is thinking — but prettier.

  • Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) with "Hope you're ok" inside.

  • Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels better than whatever the hell just happened.

  • Comes with white envelope for damage control

  • Designed by hand + printed in Australia

Say it beautifully. Say it bluntly.
These sweary cards blend hand-designed artwork with heartfelt honesty — turning your favourite expletives into tiny works of art. Perfect for the moments when Hallmark absolutely will not cut it.

Enquiries welcome from stockists: if you'd like to carry Sweary Sentiments cards in your store, get in touch about wholesale pricing and minimum order quantities. We're always happy to hear from independent retailers looking to add a bit of cheek to their shelves.