Sweary apology card reading 'FFS' in watercolour lettering
Sweary apology card reading 'FFS' in watercolour lettering

FFS (sorry)

$8.00

Sometimes “I didn't mean to do that” doesn’t quite cut it — especially when you’ve properly fucked it. This card says what you’re thinking, with just enough watercolour to make it feel like you really tried. For people who text the group chat at 3am. Stock your drawer. Save a friendship. Start a tradition. Just don’t fuck it up.

  • Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) with "I'm sorry" inside.

  • Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels like you really mean it

  • Comes with white envelope, because you’re still a grown-up (sort of)

  • Designed by hand + printed in Australia

Hand-designed artwork with heartfelt honesty — turning your favourite expletives into tiny works of art. Perfect for the moments when Hallmark absolutely will not cut it.

Enquiries welcome from stockists: if you'd like to carry Sweary Sentiments cards in your store, get in touch about wholesale pricing and minimum order quantities. We're always happy to hear from independent retailers looking to add a bit of cheek to their shelves.

Sometimes “I didn't mean to do that” doesn’t quite cut it — especially when you’ve properly fucked it. This card says what you’re thinking, with just enough watercolour to make it feel like you really tried. For people who text the group chat at 3am. Stock your drawer. Save a friendship. Start a tradition. Just don’t fuck it up.

  • Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) with "I'm sorry" inside.

  • Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels like you really mean it

  • Comes with white envelope, because you’re still a grown-up (sort of)

  • Designed by hand + printed in Australia

Hand-designed artwork with heartfelt honesty — turning your favourite expletives into tiny works of art. Perfect for the moments when Hallmark absolutely will not cut it.

Enquiries welcome from stockists: if you'd like to carry Sweary Sentiments cards in your store, get in touch about wholesale pricing and minimum order quantities. We're always happy to hear from independent retailers looking to add a bit of cheek to their shelves.