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Sick of silent nights and sugar-coated greetings? This card cuts through the tinsel and tells it like it is. Whether you're full of cheer or barely holding it together, “Merry Fucking Christmas” gets the job done — festively, honestly, and with just enough sparkle to pass as polite. Buy 10 and give them out to the whole family.
Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) blank inside for your seasonal venting or genuine goodwill.
Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels more expensive than your last Secret Santa gift
Comes with white envelope, because wrapping paper is a scam
Designed by hand + printed in Australia and ready to rescue you from generic holiday crap
Give the gift of honesty this year. Your tree might be fake, but your feelings don’t have to be.
Enquiries welcome from stockists: if you'd like to carry Sweary Sentiments cards in your store, get in touch about wholesale pricing and minimum order quantities. We're always happy to hear from independent retailers looking to add a bit of cheek to their shelves.
Sick of silent nights and sugar-coated greetings? This card cuts through the tinsel and tells it like it is. Whether you're full of cheer or barely holding it together, “Merry Fucking Christmas” gets the job done — festively, honestly, and with just enough sparkle to pass as polite. Buy 10 and give them out to the whole family.
Folded card (11.7 x 18.2 cm) blank inside for your seasonal venting or genuine goodwill.
Printed on 400gsm premium matte stock that feels more expensive than your last Secret Santa gift
Comes with white envelope, because wrapping paper is a scam
Designed by hand + printed in Australia and ready to rescue you from generic holiday crap
Give the gift of honesty this year. Your tree might be fake, but your feelings don’t have to be.
Enquiries welcome from stockists: if you'd like to carry Sweary Sentiments cards in your store, get in touch about wholesale pricing and minimum order quantities. We're always happy to hear from independent retailers looking to add a bit of cheek to their shelves.
